I saw that Ryuzaki-kun had one, so I asked him about it because it seemed interesting, and he told me how to do it! Is it true that I can talk to whomever else has one of these in the newspaper? Is it a big conspiracy? It's too late, there's no use in resisting, Orihime! Everyone else is doing it, jump off the bridge!

Hi, everybody! This is Orihime Inoue! I work under Ryuzaki-kun. I bet you know him, he's the editor who isn't ever wearing shoes. Unless I'm really good with the air freshener spray, his office starts to smell like feet. It's pretty silly of him, but you can count on me!

You might know me? I don't really stand out, but you might've seen me carrying boxes from that bakery down Central Street? It's nice to meet you in here if I haven't out there!

Tags: a conspiracy is peer pressure, first, not the bridge!!!, ryuzaki-kun, the dreaded feet smell

If you'd like to leave a message for Orihime on her home phone, please label the subject line with, "Home phone: Message." If you'd rather leave her a message through her voice mail, please label the subject line with, "Cell phone: Message."

If you want to call, please respectively label the subject line, "Home phone: Call," and "Cell phone: Call," but don't expect too much from her with the latter~.

If you wish to leave an email, please label the subject line, "Email." :D~!


[Home phone message]
"...on machine. The answering machine is on if the green light next to the POWER button is glowing. I see the light, okay! Step two, setting up your voice mail. Press the REC. button to record. Reck? ... OH!--"

(Click. Beep!)


[Voice mail]
"The person you are trying to reach has not yet recorded a voice mail message. If you are calling '***-222-0903', leave a message after the beep."

(Beep!)


[Email]
oinoue@wmnews.com

[AIM]
Orihime can be reached on AIM at 'amazihime'.

Tags: contact